New Priest's First Mass Marks a Memorable Beginning

A young priest gave his first Mass and was extremely nervous, delivering a very poor sermon. Seeking advice to improve, he consulted a monsignor.

Advice for Relaxation

The monsignor suggested placing a glass of vodka on the pulpit to take small sips if nervousness arose. The next Sunday, the priest did as advised but drank excessively during the sermon.

Sermon Delivered with Enthusiasm

The priest's sermon turned into an energetic and theatrical display due to frequent sipping from the vodka. Following the service, the monsignor left him a note with further suggestions.

Post-Sermon Feedback

The message advised sipping rather than gulping and included several humorous corrections like mentioning 10 Commandments instead of 12, and 12 disciples not 10. It emphasized proper Biblical references and cautioned against creative reinterpretations during sermons.