70-Year-Old Reveals Why He's Still Single

A 70-year-old man, who had never been married, meets a 17-year-old girl and the two quickly form a connection. They decide to get married and head to Florida for their honeymoon.

Unexpected Romance

The couple is excited about starting their new life together during their honeymoon. Upon returning, a friend asks the man about the trip.

Honeymoon Revelations

The man describes the experience as enchanting, filled with sunshine and waves, and mentions sharing intimate moments nearly every night.

Lighthearted Banter

When playfully questioned by his friend on how he managed frequent intimacy at his age, the man humorously responds that they "nearly" made love each night of the week.